Down for a silly goose time and that’s it.
Wow the homies backstage at The Comedy Store. Popped in on The King and the Sting live show to ruin it a little bit. A lot of people in the crowd were OBVIOUSLY @theovon fans (because they were odd-looking ) but some were @brendanschaub fans too! (people from Irvine, Ca ) I swear I even saw @Bryancallen ’s fan there in the back. You missed out. photo taken by @troyconrads #standupcomedy #thekingandthesting
DETROIT we comin a day early to do an ADDED show because the first one went up in flaaaaaames ticket-wise. Hurry up and get tickets now at chrisdelia.com. They will be gone. @eminem has an open invitation. #detroit #followtheleadertour
Did the old face app. @bryancallen did it but it turned into a picture of a coffin.
Okay but WHO’S RIGHT ME OR HIM?! #Repost @michaellenoci ・・・ This week on Chris gets mad.
THIS motherfucker @bryancallen !!! I wake up to this?!?! The only thing he wins is the game “Who’s Gonna Be 60 First” !!!!!! I’m pissed!!! He’s just mad because a documentary crew follows me around no matter WHAT I do! I can’t get rid of em!!! I was sleeping the other day and I woke up to someone saying “...and cut!” And I was like wtf and I saw a crew scurry out of my bedroom! NOT cool! He’s just mad because I’m so young that I can do tiktok!!!!
Having a vibe time! Love this! This is a vibe! The joners brothers rock! #jonasbrothers #tiktok #soyoung I’m way too young for this!
This is the only good #tiktok there has ever been. It’s fuckin party time, you shitheads. I’m the youngest man alive and that’s completely final.
It’s really important not to be superficial. Tag your soulmate. #congratulationspod #soulmate #sexy
This is my impression of a 12-year-old.
What the fuck this asshole is FIFTY TWO and he’s texting me this video?!?! @bryancallen needs to check himself! My penis is not thin! Plus I don’t even want to talk about it!!! #roast
Roasting @bryancallen at The Laugh Factory.
He’s the youngest man alive. There’s no one younger.
This summer... let’em know about y’future. Wear these at @bryancallen shows always. Chrisdelia.com
Dentless all summer at chrisdelia.com. Limited supplies. Go now.
Tag people who are secretly ugly.
This is @eminem doing his impression of me doing him. So that’s gonna be something that happened in my life now. #eminem #homicide #logic
Butters out here loungin!
I don’t like unnecessary shit.
I ❤️ you Chattanooga!
Minnesota - We’ve been waiting a long time. Come do this with me. Get tickets before they sell out. Link in bio. #netflix
Have fun on YouTube today. #homicide
The people at Cameo listen to the podcast! They are True Babies! Well I had a talk with them and they upped my asking price. Justice! Finally! That being said, I am now the most expensive person on Cameo. Caitlyn Jenner eat your heart out! You can book me for 50k. Or @bryancallen for 100 dollars. Next up I have to book Nee-Yo for a shout out. #cameo
This just made me realize Keanu looks younger than me. #Repost @the_fakening ・・・ Here's @chrisdelia showing the crowd at @e3expo just how bright his future is. Chris D'Elia on Keanu Reeves deepfake. #chrisdelia #keanu #keanureeves #keanureevesmemes #e3 #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077 #games #videogames #gaming #deepfake #deepfakes #faceswap #thefakening
K I gotta quit I think. #congratulationspod
Calf Power!!! #calfpower
I was roasting him and he could NOT catch his breath and then I started roasting him more. We are dyiiiiing laughing. Holy shit. @michaellenoci
SOUND ON. HE FELL DOWN AND FARTED I AM FUCKING DONE!!!! @michaellenoci
At a wedding!
This chick asked me if I was tough. Fuck yeah I’m tough.
Enjoying the day.
Okay that’s it. The line is drawn. This motherfucker @bryancallen texts me this video. I WOKE UP to this video. I don’t need to see this sack of dough PEACOCKING first thing in the morning. Even tho he looks like the firemen in episode 3 of HBO’s Chernobyl, this is still a direct threat to me and is not to be taken lightly! #babiesunite