Down for a silly goose time and that’s it.
Flight attendants. Straight up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. #congratulationspod #pokemon
San Diego. Show 2 of 3. Thank you. #followtheleadertour (Shot by @elevenfourteen photography )
I don’t think there’s anything that makes me laugh harder than thinking about a celebrity and making up in my head why he might be out of touch. In my head Toby Keith has never seen someone not white and doesn’t know what a mall is. Episode 141 is up everywhere now! #congratulationspod @tobykeith @congratulations_podclips
Santa Barbara there are still tickets left and also I added a third show in San Diego! Link in BIO! #followtheleadertour
Jesus Christ, please enjoy the funniest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do in my life. It’s @bryancallen the #mandragon
LIFE RIPS, BABY!!!! Chrisdelia.com
Omg first Eminem and now Keith Morrison! @Datelinenbc DMed me this video this morning! Lmao! It keeps getting better for the Babies!!!! If you haven’t listened to episode 140 of Congratulations yet you should now! #keithmorrison #thethingaboutpam #truebabies #congratulationspod
Chicago! I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m adding a fourth show at Chicago theater. That is 13,500 tickets to see the cult leader (me ). I should have played an arena? I love you Chicago and I will see you in December. Link in bio. #followtheleadertour
Nobody is more inspirational than someone writing about it! Tag someone to give them #inspiration!!!! #neverbackdown #inspirationalquotes #fitspo #gymmotivation #workout #workoutmotivation #gymlife #healthylifestyle #strongwomen #lifting #liftingmotivation #motivationalquotes #motivation #netflix #manonfire
Whoa I guess a crocodile IS gonna take your job after all! Tag all the #drunkgirls
Not many people know this but it came down between me and Robert De Niro for the new movie The Irishman but he got it oh well. #theirishman
My thoughts on the #straightprideparade. 🤦🏻♂️ #congratulationspod
I look like a Make-a-Wish-Kid in this picture but this dude is one of the coolest. #armyofthedead #davebautista #netflix #zacksnyder 🧟♂️
Third show in TAMPA added and more in South Florida. Go to chrisdelia.com for tickets. #followtheleadertour
She asked us what face we make when we are giving an amazing interview #tbt
The bottom line is, the boy’s got beef. (📸 @simplyyyg )
“It was then they realized, no one had ever been younger...”
Airplane bathrooms are ALWAYS so comfortable! Seriously tho you know how hard it is to even get all the pee in the toilet because the ceiling slopes downward so you can’t even stand close! Bro I’m 6’2!
Yo the DISRESPECT that @bryancallen has is IMMENSE!!!! He just sent me this video on text what the fuck?! He TAKES and TAKES from me and he texts me with THIS SHIT?! He emulates ME!!! (With everything except clothes lmao he looks too regular also in his face ) BABIES UNITE! Destroy the old man!!! DENT HIM UP!!!
This is me stuntin on you fuckin haters. Me stuntin on people that love me even. Honestly this is just me stuntin in general on whoever you can even think of. I stunt, dude. Period. Worked long and hard on this dance. I’ll have a seminar. It’s expensive.
Added shows in SAN DIEGO and PENNSYLVANIA GO GO GO will sell out. Chrisdelia.com #followtheleadertour
Honestly who’s said “I’ll do it” more? MC or MF? Be for real. They ever say no?
Wow. These Babies from Stockholm were down for a permanent silly goose time and that’s it! 👶🏻 🍼 @maxh_tattoo
Back when I was so respectful (because I gifted @bryancallen with being my true self by doing what I want when I want ) that I smacked him on his own pod. Y’welcome, buddy. #nodents #tkatk
Who else’s mom tries to pawn things they don’t want off to them and makes them do random chores that DON’T matter?! Wtf?! Sometimes you gotta hit em with the realness like I did at the end. #tbt #family EDIT: Oh btw I TOLD you on my podcast that my mom dresses like a fuckin Kung Fu master and SEE?!
Throwback to me arguing with my family about some bullshit. #tbt
First day of school! Be safe! And no bullying! Here are my kids!!! Have a good first day, sons!!! #firstdayofschool #Repost @thephotoshopsteve ・・・ First day of School Pic.. #tbt #chrisdelia #photoshopsteve #comedy #nonsense
We are out here adding shows. Bethlehem PENNSYLVANIA and Royal Oak MICHIGAN. Tickets at chrisdelia.com. Go now my babies!!!! #followtheleadertour
Don’t EVER let someone say you aren’t hot! You got OTHER shit goin on baby!!!
SOUND ON. Goddam. My brother @mattdelia sent me this video he caught and I literally have been watching it for days. I can’t stop laughing. A LOT of people who listen to #congratulationspod ask me what is technically classified as being “s’bitch”. Well look, of COURSE this whole video naturally is s’bitch... but when this motherfucker turns the corner? That is 100 percent, pure bred, unadulterated s’bitch. #sbitch ALSO HOW DID MATT EVEN KNOW THE GUY WAS GONNA GO LEFT LMAOOOO
My nose a hook nose literally didn’t know til now fuck y’all I’m only 39.
It’s simple. You come to me? You get a Silly. Goose. Time. And that’s IT! Babies sound off in the comments! How hard does life rip?! Let em know!!! #Repost @bleachmediaofficial ・・・ Look we said 2019 was gonna be DENTLESS. It ain’t easy but I’m glad I got a cult to do it with. Life RIPS 🔥 🎶 @chrisdelia #chrisdelia #congratulationspod #bleachmedia #sillygoosetime