💎 It’s all in the eyes. 🗓 2020 calendar now available:
My supersonic tuna senses just picked up a can opening 563.4 feet away. Yep, it’s a gift.
One of these pumpkins is not like the others.
Which lick do you pick?
Be honest: Did this make you scream aah😱 or aww🤗? #tbt
I enjoy the finer things in life. Like neoclassical literature, earthy pinots, and plastic bags.
Ya know, human kinda tastes like chicken.
You think humans are the only ones chuggin’ PSLs? Don’t be so closed-minded.
When the group chat is lit.
Cobyception. #fbf #flashbackfriday
Is this the face of someone who would cough up a hair ball on your pillow?
The best part of WFH? Getting paid to nap.
Human, don’t wake me up when I’m sleeping. Only I can do that to you.
This happens every time I get dressed. Every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
I gotta lay off the beauty blogs.
Ding, ding, ding. Umm, human? 🛎
Dapper since day one. #tbt
On this episode of Chef Coby’s Table, I channel my inner-basic human and try pumpkin. Yuck.
The inbound kitchen tunnel is currently experiencing delays due to a high volume of fluff. Avoid if possible.
The world is my runway. And by world I mean living room.
When I heard there was a football game involving cardinals and seahawks today, I immediately started making this face.
Nothing comes between me and a meal.
It’s called self care. Don’t judge.
I prefer briefs over boxers. Better tail support. #MYCALVINS
That couch shred sesh totally filled my stoke tank bro. 🤙
The snuggle is real. #flashbackfriday #purrito
So what? I fell in love with a mouse. He gets me.
And now, standing tall at 2 feet 3 inches, the fluffyweight world champion, Cooooobbbyyy the Caaaaat.
Gon' and do the four-legged two step. #GitUpChallenge
What goes up is too scared to come down.
Me right after I just slammed some fish protein at the gym. #BeastMode
Catnip got me feelin’ some type of way.
Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bunnies bite. #tbt
Shh, I’m “taking pictures” of the birds. 😉