I have two accounts because it's necessary.
pete davidson looks good here
me and will smith
i love being a little tike. being small, people always want to pick me up and cradle me. ill never turn down a good swaddle. i've even been burped before. however, due to the hugging height, the top of my head does consistently smell like someone's armpit. in this case it's @fencer 's. thank you for rocking deodorant, man
when you feel it coming out already and you haven't even taken a sip
me and my groupies @draxproject
(on a ) bus (upside ) down thotiana • click the link in my bio if you're as confused as he is.
how to: sensually waft
boots and skirts and boots and skirts and bootsandskirtsandbootsnskirtsbootsnskirtsandbooze
two vanillas and one chocolate shake
I TOUCHED CHRIS PRATT'S BLIMP, JASON SUDEIKIS AND I HAVE A FUN BANTER, THESE ARE ALL UNEXPECTED (BORDERLINE ) FRIENDSHIPS I AM CLAIMING AND EXCITED TO HAVE
my skin tone... is nickelodeon orange... i love my job
how to: overcompensate for your small stature ft. @jasonsudekis
wingardium levioshit thats a fun photo
tag team. look how proud he is of his son!
double dre hop kins • HOPPY SUPER BOWL YALL!
awwwww ski ski mothapuffa
black beans (took me 37 minutes to come up with that mediocrity, please acknowledge or upstage me below, thank you )
my friends abs might be hard but my nipples are harder
i look lengthy.. but my legs are actually 2 1/2 feet long. those are 30 inch long legs. i really do impress myself with how compact i am. i've slept in a drawer before. and i've woken up in a vase. whats your favorite color? tag a friend below who has a pet
a basket case
just two balls of joy
yes, i only took pics at the store. i didn't buy squat... aisle be back though.
a dairy queen. even though i'm lactose n talented.
stop staring at my jugs
kick her to the curb
check out my halloween costume. i'm a wet floor sign. don't slip ooga booga.
got a discount on my pants... 100% off *overcompensating laughter* *asterisks* but my hoodie is 100% fully priced! click the link in bio!
and that's the almond milk latte sis
posted up! • thank you aussie boos for sayin hi and welcoming me and my friends! you all made me sooorrr hoppy. ❤️ thank yoooorrr for the international lovin'. i WILL see you again soon.
keepin you at arms length
flora the explora