not bad for a 5 with no talent @tanatookthese
the only time you’ll ever see me in the kitchen <3 <3 (onesie @fashionnova )
valentine’s day on film. (and an amazing @fashionnova look book cause the bag don’t stop for the feels ). i’ve done a valentine’s shoot for the last three years and i can HONESTLY say i loved myself the most during this one. i wanted to keep it raw instead of some fake studio bullshit. whether you’re taken, single, or got hoes on roto this Valentine’s Day, be your own Valentine first. you can’t spread love if you don’t embody it.. and fuck a holiday created by Hallmark to tell you what you should and shouldn’t have and a bunch of fucking highlight reels posted by everyone trying to convince not only you but themselves that their relationship/life is perfect when it ISN’T! go spread love today even if it’s to a fucking stranger <3 didn’t mean to get this twitter woke on a fucking vday post but i wanted to let u inside my head (and ass ). want more pics from this shoot!!!!!!??!? IM A FILM GIRL NOW THANKS @peggyshootsfilm 📸💖
5 months later and i still don’t know the dance :/
me on the jet leaving miami without a tooth :/ set @fashionnova swipe to see me thriving 24 hours before (MIAMI VLOG IN BIO.... u wanted single Tana.............. be scared )
my Miami swipe set got deleted but i refuse to let it die i literally got in a car accident and moved into a strip club and RECIEVED my fuckin alimony check. don’t let this flop. i added a video of me twerking for new spice tho
when ur having a mental breakdown but also look good as fuck in @loungeunderwear
ended grammy weekend so right 🖤ok fine i like going out again. and backwoods. swipe to feel single as fuck
TANA by Tana. MY FIRST PERFUME!!!! As much as I know you’d expect it to smell like backwoods and sex- I’ve curated my perfect scent.. it will captivate you with the flirty top notes of Tahitian vanilla and a head turning base of vivid, sexy citrus. The heart having subtle notes of Argan oils will kiss your skin with it’s silky texture. Get ready to be drenched in luxury- with TANA by Tana. The feeling of obsessing over perfecting something for almost a year and finally letting it out into the world is like none other. I hope you love my baby as much as I do. I never in my WILDEST DREAMS thought watching Paris Hilton perfume commercials on my TV at 11 that I’d be able to be doing the same thing, with her help, at 21. All thanks to you. The biggest of thank yous to @jordanworona @parishilton @huntermoreno @nickgalarza @jennaawolf and everyone else who played a role in making this DREAM a reality. NOW IF YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE ME, (in a good way of course ), or need to get laid, or get that job, or get someone back, or need a Valentine’s Day gift for your main bitch/side bitch/single self, go to tanabytana.com or click the link in my bio and get your sugar daddy’s/parents/boss bitch cards ready!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! TANA BY TANA!!!!!!
i know.. the socks. here to fuck up ur Saturday.
putting Jordan’s brand new office to good use in my @loungeunderwear
go bitch, go bitch, go bestie
happy birthday Noie. i’m late, fucking everything up per usual. but i love u. i’m happy u walked into my life in 2019. i can’t believe ur finally 21, 2020 isn’t ready for u to light up every room u walk into.. thank u for loving me always, u ray of FUCKING SUNSHINE 🖤 (update she’s 20 and i suck but i swore last night she said 21 )
the last pic dead ass is my face when someone i used to date walked into the room
i’m relevant for five more min!!! ahhhh new music soon! 🖤🎥 @charlidamelio
i really didn’t wanna be one of those people posting a 10 photo highlight reel to instagram to “capture” my year. quite frankly- far too much happened in 2020 for me to make anything less than a 30 minute YouTube recap. look out for that. 2019 was a rollercoaster for me. it taught me that a lot of moments that look happy aren’t and to be grateful for those who make you wanna live. it taught me that i only want to live for authenticity and passion because they’re the only thing that keeps the fire alive. fuck. what i do wanna share though is how i ended my 2019- with a sold out variety show in NYC with @livenation and all of my best friends (family ). we ended the year posted up in the most beautiful crib i’ve ever stayed at, playing piano, singing, drinking, and laughing. then we played a sold out show at the fucking Gramercy Theater, singing and laughing a lot more. this trip reminded me what i live for, and who i want to coexist with. this highlight reel can’t even begin to capture what this trip did for me- which is why i have a documentary on it coming 2020. happy i ended the year this way, with all of you and the people i love. doing what i love. previewing new music aka my soul. being my most authentic self. that’s what 2020 will be for me. 🥰🎥
ok i don’t rly know how to do a “we’re taking a break” post & this is weird as fuck... i’m happy to still be able to sit with Jake and laugh as we do this- but for right now we both are taking a break to focus on our own very crazy lives... i’ll never know what the future holds and i will always love Jake and everything we did. i’m grateful to know throughout this i’ve made a best friend for life & found someone to do life with when no one understood me. here’s to 2020, working on us, and my new Lamborghini since i get half of everything! no need for crazy speculations- this is coming from a place of nothing but love. i love u Jakey. thank u for this past year. ❤️
imari and i snuck off last night and had a christmas eve dinner at Nobu and literally BLACKED OUT and took the Strip by STORM... (in @fashionnova ) the most VEGAS shit we could possibly do.. it’s one of my favorite memories we’ll ever make ❤️ all the family love i have is bundled up into one person and i wouldn’t have it any other way 🥺 AND THAT’S ON WAGYU MINI TACOS. this still an ad don’t get it twisted
TANA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN 🤶🏻 MY HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS OUT ON @mtv NOW! LINK IN BIO!
spending the rest of my life shook as FUCK that i shot with @amberasaly 🥴 thank u for taking time off of shooting Kylie 4 me
THE NEWS. IS OUT. (and i’m late ). that’s right, coming to a computer or tv near you: Tana Claus is Coming To Town: an @mtvnofilter special!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE SUCH A REALITY HOE THAT I’D HAVE A HOLIDAY SPECIAL. thank you for watching and doing this for me. filming this has truly taught me that not only the people pictured but all of you are my family. that’s what this season is all about. LOVE YOU AND HERE’S TO BAGGING AN MTV HOLIDAY SPECIAL AHHHHH I’M FREAKING OUT IM GONNA GO PLAY A SOLD OUT SHOW IN NYC RNNNN
i’ve spent the past few days staring at the ceiling replaying every moment of my career wondering how i got this far. honestly after intense contemplation, i have nothing.. as much as i am grateful for this award, i do not and never will feel like “creator of the year”. i’ve never met that mark, i’ve never fit that mold.. i’ve always been the misfit, the outcast, the fuck up.. matter of fact i’ve spent every second of my career KNOWING i’d never be creator of the year.. i held this exact award ONE YEAR AGO, floored that i was even accepting it on behalf of the person that saved my life.. i held it in my hands and said “i know all of you never expected to see me hold a creator of the year award”... for 365 days to go by and to be holding it as my own is the most full circle moment i’ll probably ever feel. it will never feel real. it will never feel like mine- it is yours. i’ve never been so sure that an award show is truly fan voted/not rigged- there is not one person in this industry that could’ve told you two days ago i’d be winning this award. and now they wanna say congratulations......... YOU did this.. i’d like to thank you on behalf of 13 year old me. she made iphone videos hoping that she’d make one of you forget the pain for even one second. she hoped the pain she’d felt would resonate with even one of you. she was just excited Casey Neistat was gonna read her name as a nominee. she would’ve sobbed seeing Shane Dawson cry on a PLATFORM THAT DIDN’T EVEN EXIST YET when he saved her life over an award SHE WON... to be honest i still feel i should be mailing this award to David or Mr. Beast or Emma... this one is for the people who never felt like they’d succeed. who never felt like they’d have a place. thank you for saving me time and time again. thank you for carrying me here. thank you for letting the ups and the downs help us grow. thank you for holding me accountable but cheering on my growth. thank you for growing with me and reminding me it’s okay to be flawed.. here’s to 2020 being for US.. oh and thanks to @jordanworona for believing in me when it was popular not to. i guess.