💎 It’s all in the eyes.
Alright human, you said if I get dressed up, I’m invited to brunch. Where am I sitting?
If you need me, I’ll be flossing my fangs for the next three hours.
Even as a kitten, I was rockin’ the chest fluff. #tbt
After a relaxing tongue bath, only the finest human towel will do.
To catch the mouse, you must become the mouse.
Human, this apartment ain’t big enough for the two of us.
It’s amazing how pearly white my fangs are considering I’ve never brushed them. #TunaBreath
Bought an ounce of catnip. See ya Tuesday. #mdw
Humans never said “no” to me as a kitten. It’s why I’m such a diva today. #tbt
If you even think about brushing your teeth in my jacuzzi, my army of duckies will descend on you.
My summer bod will officially be cancelled too.
When the takeout box almost takes you out.
Remember to wash your paws for at least 20 seconds. I’ve seen some of you kitties cutting it short. 😽
Human, put the blinds up. I need some sun. #Staycation
So plush, you’d think they won me at a carnival. #tbt
Sassy, moody, nasty... this song speaks to me.
Sometimes you gotta show a little fang to get the kibble you deserve. #Respect
Me 5 minutes into an at-home workout.
I hope all moms are doing exactly this today. #HappyMothersDay
Here’s some advice to make your quarantine a little more dreamworthy.
Curtis is still there for me to this day. Even after I’ve ripped the stuffing out of him. #tbt
I don’t care how the song goes—no rubber ducky can make bathtime fun.
Nice try human. But six feet means six feet. Not six paws. Six feet.
All ready for a day of video calls. And no, I’m not wearing pants.